Name: The Sword

Classification: 3/5

The sword devices you, it wants you to believe it is a handy weapon to go in adventures to save sluts and slay dragons, but it’s actually a tool that stabs deep into your insecurities. It clutched all of the credit as you rot in the dark with all the happy adventures you’ve made turn into a nightmare.

It deflects and vents to you without consenting, feeding all of the pride and joy it gained over the years. It will forever remain confused the moment it’s victim grasps free from its cage and finds another weapon to bare. It is a skinny blue eyed blinds nightmare who acts like the ruler of everything (cue Tally Hall song).

It will forever feed on pride and leave its owner to succumb its happiness, the owner is never happy.